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Old Mar 11, 2007, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #4981
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*walks in*

*walks to bar*

*ducks under a thrown chair*

*runs out screaming*
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Old Mar 11, 2007, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #4982
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*sips beer*
*watches the newbie come in*
*watches him run out*
*laughs*
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Old Mar 11, 2007, 10:29 PM // 22:29   #4983
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*sips beer*
*starts punching random people*
*punches jukebox to turn it on*
*hears opra music*
*punches jukebox harder*
*watches jukebox explode*
*sips beer*
*nods*
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Old Mar 12, 2007, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #4984
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*Blows stuff up*
*sets chairs on fire*
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Old Mar 12, 2007, 10:41 PM // 22:41   #4985
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*sips beer*
*watches pwnd blow stuff up*
*sits on a chair pwnd set on fire*
*sips beer*
*looks around for a wammo to beat up*
*instead finds a monk with mending*
*lights the monk on fire*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #4986
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*sets a random person on fire*
*blows up a car*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 01:27 AM // 01:27   #4987
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*watches as pwnd does the same thing over and over again*
*sips beer*
*tries to chase pwnd as he runns in circles*
*fails*
*gets tired*
*takes 1 last sip of beer*
*passes out*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #4988
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*sips beer*
*sets Silent on fire*
*pushes him into a fireplace*
*locks grate*
"oh look a fire!"
*sits by the fire*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #4989
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*wakes up*
*wonders why its so hot in here*
*tries to remember how he got in fireplace*
"Bad pwnd you know im immortal after i gave Fallen Hunter my soul"
*sits in bar stool*
*sips beer*
*searches for lighter*
*finds bow*
*Silent Elvin Ranger is using Burning Arrow on I Pwned U!*
*laughs as Pwnd runs around lighting things on fire with himself*
*offers pwnd another beer for being a good sport*
*sips beer*
*punches Wammo trying to be kool*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #4990
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*laughs at Silent*
"You people seem to forget I'm already on fire"
*burn stuff*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #4991
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*laughs*
*Silent Elvin Ranger is using Crippling Shot on I Pwnd U!*
"Slow down Pwnd or you will get dehydrated"
*hands him a beer*
"Here drink this or you will die"
*sips beer*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #4992
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*sips beer*
*limps in circles*
*sips beer*
*sets people on fire*
*blows up a car*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #4993
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"Thats better"
"Hey look a Wammo"
*Wammo is using Sprint*
*Silent Elvin Ranger is using Dodge*
*grabs wammo*
*gives to Pwnd*
"Hey how we beating this 1?"
*sips beer*
*awaits Pwnd next pyro idea"
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #4994
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*sips beer*
*nods*
*grabs wammo*
*sets his insides on fire*
*laughs as the wammo runs around*
*blows up the wammo*
*sips beer*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 08:20 PM // 20:20   #4995
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*shoots whiskey*
*peels the cover off the back of the C-4*
*sticks the C-4 pwnd as he runs by*
*trips pwnd as he runs by again*
*laughs as pwnd explodes*
*shoots whiskey*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #4996
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*reforms*
*puts 2 packs of C4 on divine*
*kicks him into a crocidile pond*
*watches him explode and then be eaten*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #4997
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*Laughs at Divine*
*Throws grenade into the pond to blow up the crocadiles after they ate Divine*
*Sips beer*
*Glances around room for Wammos*
*Finds none*
*Nods*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 10:44 PM // 22:44   #4998
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*sips beer*
*juggles gernades*
*puts the gernades down*
*rolls them towards the bathroom*
*watches the bathroom blow up*
*laughs*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00   #4999
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*laughs at Pwnd*
*/amused*
*sips beer*
*awaits Pwnd to post the post #5000*
*threatens Pwnd*
"It better be a good one involving the brutal beating of a Wammo"
*waits, earely patient*
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 11:10 PM // 23:10   #5000
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*sips beer*
*grabs wammo*
*pulls out a knife*
*slits wammos throat*
*twists the wammos head so his neck snaps*
*shoves a gernade down the wammos throat*
*throws him into the croc pond*
*watches the crocs tear him to shreds*
*drops a nuke on the wammo*
*watches the wammo vanish*
*laughs*
*sets bar on fire*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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